No prizes, though
A friend of mine forwarded the following little snippet to me, probably because of my views on pretty pictures versus actual content. It probably originates on USENET somewhere, but I don't know where.
It sounds like there may be a near-term need for a new newsgroup in the alt.recovery heirarchy. "Hi, my name is Geoff and I was a N*tscapeaholic." "Hi, Geoff." "It started as a little Under Construction picture, then I found myself using graphics for horizontal rules and bullets. The next thing I knew, I had GIF's for all of my text and my pages took longer to download than to read. "A guy I knew at work tried to get me hooked on PDF. I saw the power, and I was ready to make the switch. "That's when a close friend of mine stepped in. She erased N*tscape from my hard drive and made me use Lynx. Thanks to her, I'm here today and I'm ready to walk the long road back to content delivery."
It sounds like there may be a near-term need for a new newsgroup in the alt.recovery heirarchy.
"Hi, my name is Geoff and I was a N*tscapeaholic."
"Hi, Geoff."
"It started as a little Under Construction picture, then I found myself using graphics for horizontal rules and bullets. The next thing I knew, I had GIF's for all of my text and my pages took longer to download than to read.
"A guy I knew at work tried to get me hooked on PDF. I saw the power, and I was ready to make the switch.
"That's when a close friend of mine stepped in. She erased N*tscape from my hard drive and made me use Lynx. Thanks to her, I'm here today and I'm ready to walk the long road back to content delivery."